JORMUNGAND – kickflip fanservice

Short version: because it features this shot in a fanservice beach episode.

Yes, Valmet/Sofia Valmer is really that muscular. All the time. Notice that she has the thigh muscles to match the rest of her. I’m not sure it’d be possible for her to have boobs of that size but okay whatever, she kickflips men who try to grope her boobs into the sky while declaring her boobs are only for her and her lesbian crush, it’s all good. I recommended the series to Christine Love. She likes it too!

(The fanservice episode also features a fuckton of steroidtastic dudechests. Including the sculpted abs of a twelve-year-old boy. Uh, ew.)

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THE HOUSE OF DISCARDED DREAMS – Ekaterina Sedia

Trying to escape her embarrassing immigrant mother, Vimbai moves into a dilapidated house in the dunes… and discovers that one of her new roommates has a pocket universe instead of hair, there’s a psychic energy baby living in the telephone wires, and her dead Zimbabwean grandmother is doing dishes in the kitchen. When the house gets lost at sea and creatures of African urban legends all but take it over, Vimbai turns to horseshoe crabs in the ocean to ask for their help in getting home to New Jersey.

This isn’t a book, I suspect, that too many typical genre fans would like since it shades into magic realism. It’s orders of magnitude better than any other novel I’ve read by Sedia, and much superior to Heart of Iron. But it’s also a book where the author writes of a non-dominant culture and experience not her own, so standard precautions apply. See Tricia Sullivan’s post about writing Double Vision and her many, many, many fails with regards to writing black women and Japanese people.

Having said that, we can’t ignore the context of Sedia being from a non-dominant culture and Sullivan being very much so: there’s a vast gulf of experiences between a Russian immigrant to the US and a white American born and bred in the UK who never needs to apply for a visa to travel much of anywhere, and whose passport will never make her a subject of scrutiny.

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APEX BOOK OF WORLD SF 2 – ed. Lavie Tidhar

In The Apex Book of World SF 2, editor Lavie Tidhar collects short stories by science fiction and fantasy authors from Africa and Latin America.

An expedition to an alien planet; Lenin rising from the dead; a superhero so secret he does not exist. In The Apex Book of World SF 2, World Fantasy Award nominated editor Lavie Tidhar brings together a unique collection of stories from around the world. Quiet horror from Cuba and Australia; surrealist fantasy from Russia and epic fantasy from Poland; near-future tales from Mexico and Finland, as well as cyberpunk from South Africa. In this anthology one gets a glimpse of the complex and fascinating world of genre fiction—from all over our world.

Featuring work from noted international authors such as Will Elliot, Hannu Rajaniemi, Shweta Narayan, Lauren Beukes, Ekaterina Sedia, Nnedi Okorafor, and Andrzej Sapkowski.

This is a collection of 26 (!) stories and, as far as I can tell, this is one of the more truly diverse, global anthologies in genre–if not easily the most, what with there being writers in here who aren’t from the US. Even the cover artist is from Mexico!

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short stories – Haskell, MacFarlane, Tidhar, Marks

People keep asking me to recommend short fiction, which can be tough since the vast majority of it is actively terrible or shockingly banal. Good ones are so rare that I only follow other people’s recommendations (and even then find most of them severely lackluster). Do people actually read these things regularly, and if so, why? Going through so much sludge looks like punishment to me.

“Huntswoman” by Merrie Haskell is a Snow White reimagining that does not suck, unlike say Neil Gaiman’s silly vampire tripe. Spare yet excellent writing, and a very unusual take on things that subverts the motif of jealousy between women so often regurgitated in such retellings into quite something else.

He turned to the huntswoman with glittering, glassy eyes. “Did you find her?” he asked the huntswoman. “Did you find my girl?”

“No, sire,” the huntswoman said, and bowed her head. Her daily defeat preyed on her.

The king’s eyes shifted, and he looked both lost and angry. He slammed down the teacup without saying anything. It shattered. He left.

The queen picked up the fragments of china; in her hands they became whole again. The china, coming back together, looked like the small fluttering of a bird before it became a cup once more. The queen looked up from her work, cradling the cup in her hand.

“No matter what anyone else tells you,” the queen said, capturing the huntswoman’s eyes with her own, “remember that you will be best rewarded by me. Just bring me the princess’s heart, and her hands.”

“Fox Bones, Many Uses” by Alex Dally MacFarlane concerns the struggle of a tribe (with what looks like a Central Asian inspiration) against an expansionist empire using fox magic. It reminds me a bit of a similar segment in Laurie Marks’ Fire Logic, though with much different and less tragic results. The subject matter is absolutely feminist and not tackled often, though I felt I couldn’t quite get into Za as a character, but that’s personal mileage. The prose is lovely.

“Many years later, the spirit grew weary of our company and sent us away, and we moved south into the hills where we settled comfortably and developed our own ways of life.  Even we Hma are different.  Some of us, whose clothes are bright as every flower combined, live in the same hills as many other people, and are probably the most numerous.  Some of us, whose clothes are almost fully black and whose cheeks are tattooed with lines as thin as hairs, live in small numbers in hills far to the west.  We, the only hill-people to live where snow sometimes falls, are scattered across many hills, always in the north, always hidden.”

She pressed more powder to the baby’s tongue.

I will make you fully Hma, she thought.  I will fill you with our stories—then you’ll have to be Hma, and this will work, and you’ll live, and everyone will stop hating you. 

Lavie Tidhar’s “304 Adolph Hitler Strasse” is errrr the text speaks for itself. I’ve often found his writing provocative, though of course I’m not Jewish and can’t comment on the specifics in that regard. He’s a bit too dude-centric for my tastes, but this one deserves some attention.

“You disgust me! You sick, perverted old man! You’re nothing but a dirty Jew!”

Through the open door Hanzi saw Hauptabschnittsleiter Himmler crouching naked on the bed, his thin, wrinkled buttocks raised in the air. Above him stood a middle-aged woman dressed in the old uniforms of an S.S. officer, holding a riding crop in her hand. As she spoke she hit the old man hard against his rear, making him scream.

“What are you? I said, what are you, animal?”

“I’m a Jew!” the old man cried. “I’m a dirty Jew!”

I keep reading Laurie J Marks’ “How the Ocean Loved Margie” over and over. It’s the story of a woman who’s gotten artificially inseminated and finds herself called to the sea, where she meets a mysterious, compelling swimmer. I don’t understand why there isn’t more short fiction from her and why all her novels are out of print. A great injustice.

Margie had a lot of practice keeping secrets from people. She had taught high school English in Somerville, Massachusetts for nearly fifteen years without anyone, not even her cappuccino buddies, suspecting that she was a lesbian. When she arranged for a year’s sabbatical no one, not even her mother, knew that she was pregnant by donor insemination. And when she disappeared abruptly shortly after the last day of school, no one except she herself suspected that she had gone mad.

Going mad was a very English-teacher-spinster-Victorian-melodramatic thing to do. If she were going to do it, she should have worn a flowing white nightdress with a tucked bodice and ruffled hem. She should have done her hair up like a Gibson girl, with tendrils wisping fetchingly down upon her neck. Then, if she had run down the rocky beach and flung herself into the cold Atlantic someone might have noticed and pulled her out again. But Margie went mad in a pair of blue jeans nearly white with age and an oversized t-shirt that declared Parkfield, California, to be The Earthquake Capitol of the World. It was very undramatic.

Sarah and Jennifer Diemer’s SAPPHO’S FABLES VOL. 1

The Sappho’s Fables series takes well-known, beloved fairy tales and retells them from a lesbian perspective. Volume One contains the first three novellas in the series: SEVEN (Snow White), BRAIDED (Rapunzel) and CRUMBS (Hansel and Gretel), compiled together in an enchanting omnibus edition. 

I’ve previously reviewed and quite liked, despite its flaws, Sarah Diemer’s The Dark Wife, a lesbian retelling of the Persephone myth, so I was quite interested in trying out more of her (and her wife’s) writing. The novellas are available separately, but an omnibus is obviously more convenient and–well–cheaper, though I do think the individual novellas have much better covers.

Yes, it’s self-published. We can all deal. Sarah Diemer seems fairly successful at it, too.

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some Catherynne Valente short stories

“Urchins, While Swimming” is a story about a rusalka–in fact, as far as I can tell, the very same one who appears in Deathless. I’d say the style is strikingly consistent with the novel which was published considerably later (though I’ve no idea, of course, whether the two were written close together).

It hurt, the widening of my bones, the rearrangement of my body, ascending and descending anatomies, sliding aside and aligning into a new thing. Of course it hurt. But there was no blood and I kissed his eyebrows instead of crying. My hair hung around his face like storm-drenched curtains, casting long shadows on his cheekbones.

“Ksyusha,” he said to me, tender and gentle, without mockery, “Ksyusha, I will never forget how the light looks on your stomach in this moment, the light through your hair and the frozen windows. It looks like water, as though you are a little brook into which I am always falling, always falling.”

“Secretario” is different (and pretty different from everything else I’ve read from her). It’s noir, and engages critically with the conventions of noir that I do so despise with flair and familiarity. All the dead women, all the sexualization of female corpses. Very sharp.

In the City, there are three kinds of people: the dead, the devils, and the detectives.

The dead are women; the devils are men. Have you ever noticed that? The detectives, by law, can go either way, but look around: you won’t see too many skirts.

“Bones Like Black Sugar” is a Hansel and Gretel retelling. With more queer!

And under my arms there is flesh, there is a taste like cakes in a pretty window, there is a rush of hair darker than ovens. Under my lips there are lips like floss, and my eyelashes beat against warm skin, beading with caramel-sweat.

She smiles at me, she smiles at me and the belly under my hands is turkish delight, she smiles as if I had never pushed her, as if I had come to her house alone and stood student-bright at the stove while she baked her new bookshelves, as if there was no smoke or flame. She smiles like erasure, she smiles like a confessor. She swells with candy like a mother, her green eyes opening and closing, and under my hands she is beautiful, beautiful, under my hands she is innocent, I am innocent, there is nothing which is not white, which is not a scald of purity, which does not flare with light.

“Thread, a Triptych” is a spin on the minotaur story. For this one I wasn’t entirely able to engage with the substance (mostly because the minotaur myth’s remote to me), though I certainly appreciate the feminism and very much the language.

His house was white, white and stone, and in it I stood like a smear, black on black, and my red belt gleaming. He had lemon-cake and black tea waiting. He looked at my teeth. He wanted a woman from home, he explained, as though it made perfect sense, one who would not trade an honest broom for gin. He pinched my cheek to see the color; he showed me clothes which were neither coarse nor black, lined up shoulder to shoulder like churchgoers.

“Give me that old thread, Annie,” he said kindly, “it is Annie, isn’t it? I will have a woman downtown make you a nice Sunday dress.”

I clutched my wad of scarlet to my chest, bright as a heart. “Annie,” I answered slowly, pulling words like beads from my own mouth, “my name is Annie, yes, but you cannot have my thread. It is for my baby, when it comes.”

He shrugged. It didn’t matter. Thread is nothing to a man, it is string, it is knots.

More of her short fiction available online can be found here, but some of the links–to “Thread” for one–are broken.

short fiction recommendations – Asian lady writers!

I don’t usually read short fiction. In fact, when you come down to it I kind of hate short fiction, on account of the shortness. Hell, you’ve seen me write 5,000-words long reviews. Of course I don’t like things that are small and concise. DON’T JUDGE ME GODDAMN IT.

But anyway. Everyone’s probably heard of Aliette de Bodard, Zen Cho and Rochita Loenen-Ruiz already and they need no introductions, and at this point you’re probably thinking “what the fuck took you so long to read them?” Exactly.

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BLACK BLADE BLUES – meh, JA Pitts

Sarah Beauhall has more on her plate than most twenty-somethings: day job as a blacksmith, night job as a props manager for low-budget movies, and her free time is spent fighting in a medieval re-enactment group.

And as if things weren’t surreal enough, Sarah’s girlfriend Katie breaks out the dreaded phrase… “I love you.” As her life begins to fall apart, first her relationship with Katie, then her job at the movie studio, and finally her blacksmithing career, Sarah hits rock bottom. It is at this moment, when she has lost everything she has prized, that one of the dragons makes their move.

And suddenly what was unthinkable becomes all too real…and Sarah will have to decide if she can reject what is safe and become the heroine who is needed to save her world.

Blah, blah, blah. I chopped off one paragraph from this synopsis, because fuck who cares about this pedestrian shit. “Pedestrian” is indeed the best word to apply to this book which, despite its rarity in being one of the few pro-published UF featuring a lesbian, is a giant bag of meh with some nice racefail balls to go with it.

Oh, and JA Pitts is, of course, a man using initials to obfuscate his gender from the book-buyer’s first glance. Tsk, tsk. Him and Daniel Abraham with that “MLN Hanover” schtick.

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EARTH LOGIC – Laurie Marks

Shaftal has a ruler again, a woman with enough power to heal the war-torn land and expel the invading Sainnites from Shaftal. Or it would have a ruler if the earth witch Karis G’deon consented to rule. Instead, she lives in obscurity with the fractious family of elemental talents who gathered around her in Fire Logic. She is waiting for some sign, but no one, least of all Karis herself, knows what it is.

Then the Sainnite garrison at Watford is attacked by a troop of zealots claiming to speak for the Lost G’deon, and a mysterious and deadly plague attacks the land, killing both Sainnites and Shaftali. Karis must act or watch her beloved country fall into famine and chaos. And when Karis acts, the very stones of the earth sit up and take notice.

Let me tell you the ways in which these books are awesome:

  1. They are homonormative.
  2. They are egalitarian.
  3. They do not automatically make women’s bodies sexual objects.
  4. They alerted me to the idea that a very large, very muscular woman can be searing hot.

I now want a woman I have to climb like a tree just to kiss. Oh my god. I’m not even tall, that should be doable.

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