“I’m one of the good ones” – oppression and myopia in fantasy

In the streets of Waterdeep, conspiracies run like water through the gutters, bubbling beneath the seeming calm of the city’s life. As a band of young, foppish lords discovers there is a dark side to the city they all love, a sinister mage and his son seek to create perverted creatures to further their twisted ends.

And across it all sprawls the great city itself: brawling, drinking, laughing, living life to the fullest.

Even in the face of death.

Many writers you read as a teen you liked, and then when you rediscover them years after a dreadful certainty dawns: this is shit. The Suck Fairy hasn’t come around for a visit, it was always there and you were just too ignorant to realize. The difference is that with Ed Greenwood you recognize the inherent shittiness even when you’re a teen. I think pretty much the only way to read anything he’s touched and think it’s awesome is if you have no capability to recognize good writing or if you are his close friends in which case it’s impolite to outright tell him, “Dude, you can’t fucking write!”

Beyond that, however, this book attempts to touch on class struggle and then promptly discards that idea in favor of upholding the status quo and oppressive oligarchy. It carries out, uncritically, many tropes that makes SFF so regressive, so this won’t be so much a review of this individual book as an overview of certain genre trends, of which this book is extremely illustrative: to wit, certain gendered things and an inability among many fantasy writers to recognize that oppression is an institution, not isolated acts committed by individuals.

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meet Eric Juneau, feminist warrior, rape apologist and thin sheets of women

TEN-HUT! ACHTUNG! WHIPS OUT! TODAY WE FLOG A NECKBEARD WITHOUT MERCY; BE RELENTLESS, FRIENDS

Who the fuck is Eric Juneau? Dunno. Edit: a rape apologist who thinks rape survivors are too loud and angry, among other things. Until two days ago I’d never heard of him. What’s drawn my interest is that he has thoughts on writing women (and thoughts on rape), which is kind of like having thoughts on yaoi but more offensive and tiresome. Many thoughts! Oh, so very many thoughts. He is a feminist, self-proclaimed and self-validated–never mind what any woman might say to the contrary. Did I say thoughts? No, what he wants to share with you, ignorant plebs, is his philosophy on writing women.

Most of it is kindergarten neckbeard blather about strong women and similar, drawing from Half-Life of all things, and while tedious, belaboring the obvious and useless–and chock-full of tiresome gamer-speak plus a smug conviction that he knows best–it’s not that offensive until you come to this gem:

I don’t want a character that’s defined by her presence, but by her motivations. She is a person first and a woman after that. A person with characteristics/traits that tend towards womanliness (is that a word?). I don’t characterize her by her body or her boyfriends or yogurt or being inept with technology or doing laundry things. I give her interests and traits universal to any person. Then I layer a thin sheet of woman on it — a little more emotional intensity, a little more nurturing, more connectivity with people. She’s not aggressive and violent, she’s not a linear thinker, not a constant crier, not so goal-focused (though goals are important and necessary, they are less tangible). A Barb Wire, high-heeled, cold warrior bitch is not a woman. It is a woman doing an impression of a man doing an impression of a woman. It’s a fantasy — unrealistic and implausible.

It’s amazing how much a man knows about being a woman, isn’t it? Isn’t “a thin sheet of woman” incredibly creepy and objectifying? Isn’t it presumptuous for him to be going around dictating what a woman is and what is not?

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intermission! white men’s tears and the insecurity of the privileged

The subject refers to the idea of white woman’s tears, which sometimes comes into contention due to its gendered nature. But that’s not what I’m here for today, oh no. I’m here to point out that white men too will cry, and cry and cry, and flood the Internet with their tears. Or their jizz, or both, since I’ve come to suspect that many of them jerk each other off as they write the things I will soon link.

You will have heard of the Bakker brouhaha, if you are here. Let’s have a chronology:

You may be thinking I’ve willfully obscured something. Surely, surely no grown adult man could go on about that one post from August 2011… six months later? Surely not? I must have consistently attacked him! Blogged about him! Many times! Perhaps I may even have personally harassed him! Such is the way of bitchy, angry feminists: we hound offensive men to the end of the earth. So much so that their sales figures suffer and their family goes poor. (For your perusal and pleasure, try this bit of flash fiction by Elodie.)

Alas, no. I made but that one post. Ever after any mention of Bakker on this blog has been peripheral, because I didn’t care about him all that much, and wouldn’t especially want to read his books. But there it is: Bakker stewed over this, apparently, for six entire months. Peter Watts, who is a magical friend of Bakker’s, proceeded to call me “a rabid animal.” Something which even a person who finds me “toxic” recognizes as a loaded term. Not that Peter Watts would admit there’s any problem with him saying that because even if I’d been a fellow nerdy white boy he’d have called me the same, though even after having been told I’m a woman of color it did not stop him from graduating to “foul, rabid animal” which tells you all you need to know. You can go through the rest of that exchange, but I’m more interested in the larger picture of this. Which is: why is it that these people are so deathly afraid of being called sexist, racist, or any such thing… to that froth-at-the-mouth point where they go on to compound the offense by actively being sexist or racist?

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links and data of interest

First, let’s compare what happens when I tear apart women for racism/misogyny/homophobia:

meet Charlaine Harris: misogynist, racist, talentless - 6 comments, no wank

ann bishop misogynistic homophobic turd - 5 comments and 31 comments respectively, no wank (except some whiny shits on RPG.net crying about anti-white racism, but that’s not related to Anne Bishop specifically)

To what happens when I do the same to men:

R. Scott Bakker: Prince of Misogyny82 comments, tons of wank, author has personally linked it twice (the second time months after the fact!) and plops down the raging butthurt every time without fail; slavering neckbeard fanboys attended to circlejerk author and show up here to mansplain and tone argument the shit out of everything. Author believes “accusations of misogyny” (which he even acknowledges happen regularly, and in a more self-aware person that might have given one pause…) has damaged his sales. Score!

Joe Abercrombie’s THE LAST ARGUMENT OF KINGS and the rape of lesbians38 comments, no wank directly on this blog, but plenty to be found on Westeros.org. Synopsis. In this case, the author actually admitted he didn’t think it through/that writing a shrill man-hating lesbian who only exists to be raped is really pretty fucking offensive. No fear, the fanboys told him he was wrong!

Jim Butcher: chauvinist AND talentless–stunning combo!65 comments, tons of wank;  slavering neckbeard fanboys attended to circlejerk author and show up here to mansplain and tone argument the shit out of everything

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shitstains of a color ooze together – more on Pat’s Fantasy Hotlist

Pat of Fantasy Hotlist has, naturally, responded to my post in a completely mature oh wait lol. I don’t really care that much, but I wanted to highlight a little something:

Keeping in mind that he wants a “friendly, more casual approach”? Keeping in mind that he said he’d “monitor” the comments? This is what he let through:

(Trigger warning: rape.)

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Pat’s Fantasy Hotlist – neckbeard circlejerk with a side-dish of racist-sexist dick combo

Let me introduce you to Pat’s Fantasy Hotlist.

But scratch that. If you are an SF/F fan–which you probably are, reading this blog–you likely have heard of him before. Go over there and you’ll see endless splash banners advertising books or tie-in fiction. He’s basically a genre PR bot: all his content is little more than promotional material on top of promotional material, almost as though he is paid by publishing houses to fellate the latest-and-greatest grimdark neckbeard icon, which he might well be. Who knows.

And if you’ve read him for any length of time, you will probably have noticed that he’s a raging douche. I don’t just mean “douche” in a mild, non-specific way, oh no. We are talking about a grade-A sexist, racist fuckwad. The kind that should be put in a meat-grinder: there’d be about twenty people at the ready, vying to press the GRIND GRIND GRIND button. We’d press it until our fingers are raw and Pat nothing more than a memory of fat white meat.

He visited Thailand this one time: Bangkok: Sultry heat, temples, pollution, never-ending noise, and prostitutes. Off to a good start, and we aren’t even out of the subject line.

The upside: I have hundreds of girls after me. The downside: They’re all prostitutes! I mean, even though I knew what to expect, this goes beyond anything I could ever imagine. . .:\

I am amused that this is probably the only time in his life “hundreds of girls” would be after him in any fashion.

I got very close to punching one of them last night, but held off at the last second. You never know if the guy knows a bit of Thai boxing. And it would have done little to help me make my point if I had found myself flat on my back after a vicious kick I never saw coming, right?

I wish he had tried to punch someone and ended up knifed and bleeding from his guts in a dark corner somewhere. And nobody’d have given a shit, because this man’s douchiness is so evident it radiates off him in waves.

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Mark Lawrence’s PRINCE OF RAPE QUEUES and the neckbeards that defend it

Back in August Lawrence’s Prince of Thorns came to my attention after this review on Tor.com: “People who like this sort of thing.” Being a review of Mark Lawrence’s Prince of Thorns.

Ah, thought I, yet another shit-brick in the shit-wall of the gritty grimdark feces pyramid. And since I’m on a roll riling up the neckbeards–one of whom, a Grack21, having previously called me a “crazy bitch” absolutely fucking lost his shit in the Westeros.org discussion like so (Kalbear being one of the handful people over there who are reasonable and, y’know, decent human beings):

Hey Kalbear? Fuck you. Fuck you and this fucking horse you rode in on. I don’t know what your goddamn fucking problem is, but I;ve had this discussion about Buffy more times then you probaly ever have, and I could send you fucking books and books of essays on the subject, so shut your goddam fucking mouth. I’m sick of your self righteous bullshit. If this post gets me banned from this goddamn fucking board so be it. Next time I ask for examples, maybe you shouldn’t link to a website that makes wikipedia look like a goddamn master thesis.

I about busted a gut reading that. Oh my. Look at the subhuman little turd utterly flipping out! Truly, my friends, I blog for this. Squeal, privileged piggy, squeal.

So, knowing that Prince of Thorns is another of those iconic neckbeard reads, I felt it only right and proper to give it a walloping what-for. I expected to quote the rapey bits first but, amusingly, this turns out to be the first passage that offends:

Bovid looked up sharp at that, pained and sharp. “H-how old are you, boy?”

Again the “boy.” “Old enough to slit you open like a fat purse,” I said, getting angry now. I don’t like to get angry. It makes me angry. I don’t think he caught even that. I don’t think he even knew it was me that opened him up not half an hour before.

In case you didn’t get it? He’s angry. Why? Because getting angry makes him angry! He is so, so angry and doesn’t like to get angry, as getting angry makes him angry. Angry angry angry.

Keeping in mind that Lawrence has been praised for his beautiful, effective prose. The standards of the genre have never been raised so high.

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ewwww neckbeard cooties: the fanboy fallacies

It’s that time of the blog again! You post about things, and neckbeard fanboys get angry. Oh how they are angry. This time it’s reactions to my post on the lesbian rape thing in Abercrombie from the hub of enlightenment and intelligence Westeros.org (as in the forum primarily for A Song of Ice and Fire fans so… yeah). This sounds like a fantastic time to take the usual fanboy abloo-bloo regurgitations to task. I’ve been meaning to do this for a while but refrained from lack of specific quotes. Well, now I no longer lack those. Hallelujah: given just a bit of rope the dudebros always hang themselves. It seems to be a fanboy thing, and most common it seems among the straight white… oh you know the drill.

I’ve come to think of these people as toddlers who were never potty-trained but refuse to wear diapers, by the way, and will treat/address them as such. Sorry about that. Aww who am I kidding, I’m exactly zero sorry.

It’s not so much what shes saying as the way in which she is saying it, with the random all caps sentences accusing Ambercrombie of being a rape monster, etc. Plus the there’s a snide comment down a ways about Ambercrombie fans that makes her sound like….well a bitch.

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Yeah, i stand by my crazy bitch statement.

“You’re just a crazy man-hating feminazi bitch, also you are racist to white people.”

This is my favorite one. If it’s in a particularly unmoderated forum there will be “lesbian” thrown in somewhere, as they believe calling someone queer is a deathly insult. I don’t think this one needs examining, merely cataloging as a typical response of the dudebro and naturally replete with misogyny. This argument is generally accompanied by barely-literate typing and general inability to articulate like a human being.

You don’t think those two are linked? They’re all POVs from Aduan people who see the Gurkish as Scary Brown Religious Fanatics – which doesn’t make them right. In fact, considering that Abercrombie frequently uses the whole “turns out he/she was really an asshole from others’ POV” element a lot, I’d take their views of the Gurkish Empire with a massive grain of salt.

“You are interrogating the text from the wrong perspective.”  

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despising THE WIND-UP GIRL linkspam: I am not alone!

After having subjected myself to a bunch of clueless reviews by clueless white people I found a few that don’t praise this piece of orientalist shit to high heavens. Score!

First Jaymee Goh at Beyond Victoriania:

The book was ambivalent for me by this time, but the introduction of the titular character, Emiko the Windup Girl, was horrendous, cringe-inducing, and it would have been really nice to have read a review beforehand which gave me a TRIGGER WARNING. Made in Japan (really? Japan? Ya don’t say), unsuited for this equatorial climate and sexually abused for her exotic Other-ness, Emiko’s arc is supposed to give us some indepth introspection into the state of a character who must overcome everything that is instinctual in herself, built into her genes, in order to gain mastery of herself.

If this concept wasn’t so real, so close to the reality of so many women all over the world, it would still be yawn-worthy, as the idea of a woman overcoming her upbringing, eventually snapping and reacting violently against her sexual abuse is extremely overdone and not just an android thing. As a woman, I am huffy that this cheap route was taken, and not just a little frustrated that once again, a female titular character is subjected to the sexual abuse narrative as the Worst Thing To Happen To Her. As an Asian, I am infuriated that Bacigalupi chose Thailand, already reputed for its sex tourism industry, to portray the abuse of a female character. Realism aside, do we assume that this happens nowhere else? Would the story have been different if it had happened in an European country? But no, it has to be Thailand, because shit like this is normal in Thailand, amrite?

OH MY GOD EXACTLY. EX-FUCKING-SACTLY.

The lack of justification for changing the geographical landscape notwithstanding, it would have been nice if Bacigalupi had paid some tribute to the actual history of what had really happened, and segued with that, as opposed to jumping straight in with his fabricated Thailand and Malaya. It implies that there is no reason to explore why Malaya has degenerated into what appears to be xenophobic fundamentalism, when for centuries, we’ve been known to be one of the most open ports for foreigners and ethnic groups have co-existed. Not only that, but Thailand’s vibrant culture is ignored in favour of a purely gritty depiction, in which corruption and poverty is tantamount.

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Thailand and its inhabitants are given no such cultural markers, except for monks (placed in charge of Thailand’s greatest treasure: gene samples) and the denouncing of Jaidee. As a result, the story could be set anywhere. Jaidee and Kanya could be Joshua and Carrie. Why Thailand? That is a question to which only Bacigalupi knows. What is the result? Yet another novel in which a foreigner re-writes the history of a culture that doesn’t belong to him, blending fact and fiction in a blend which is unrecognizable. The sexual abuse of Emiko didn’t have to happen in Thailand; are only Asians so mistrustful of androids? Or is it expedient to view Asians as backward enough to avoid progress? Where is the deviation from actual history, and why is it not important to mention?

YES. YES EXACTLY. SEE? SEEEEEE?

yiduiqie at dreamwidth:

Emiko, the titular Windup Girl, is of Japanese design and make. She is designed to serve and to please. She walks and moves in this stutter-start, I can’t remember the exact words used but the description clearly evokes the geisha-walk. So here, in her characterisation and description, Bacigalupi is clearly using the stereotypes of the geisha girl. The novel is set in Thailand. As you may be aware Mei Hua, Thailand has a significant sex trade, it’s pretty well-known. Did you know that Emiko, left behind by her owners in Thailand, finds work in a strip club? Emiko is introduced to us in chapter three, where another of the club’s employees rapes her, at the behest of the customers. This rape scene is lovingly described in terms that are all about caressing and stroking and she comes to orgasm because that’s what she’s designed to do.

Let me draw a line for you from one to the other. She’s Japanese, she’s subservient, she’s built to please; she lives in Tokyo and is part of the sex trade. This orientalist claptrap is just ridiculous. Helen Merrick, at the bookclub panel, suggested that perhaps Bacigalupi introduced these themes in order to interrogate them, but didn’t quite manage to do so. I am not so kind, I don’t think he had any intention of interrogating them, or he wouldn’t have spent so much time so lovingly describing them.

YESSSSSS. CALL THIS GUY OUT. CALL HIM ALLLLL THE WAY OUT.

For a shit-crust topping on the shit-cake, have a gander at what Bacigagaga wrote in 1999:

In the end, it’s what I always say to Chinese people in China. It’s what they want to hear: an affirmation of country and culture and a stroke for their nascent sense of superiority, which these days they’re nursing into a full-blown complex. “China’s great,” I said again. “I’m so glad to have a chance to come back here and travel. See new scenery. The Three Gorges are great. Very beautiful.”

I’m such a liar.

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My restaurant companion looked at me more closely and asked, “And what do you think of the Chinese people?”

Cold and heartless, but nice if you’re in their clique of friends. “They’re great, too,” I said.

Twelve years ago? Yes. Perfectly consistent with the raging colonialist text, brimming from cover to cover with racist stereotypes, he wrote not so long ago? YES. Never forgive, never forget. Never feel any guilt for mocking, eviscerating, and hounding this man. Link my posts, link Jaymee Goh’s post, link them. Spread the word that Paolo Bacigalupi is a raging racist fuck. Let him be hurt, let him bleed, pound him into the fucking ground. No mercy.